Sure, Sebastian Vettel is getting angrier and more despondent at Scuderia Ferrari

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
12/27/2016 at 22:30 • Filed to: The World Is Cruel, Kimi Raikkonen

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Some has even said that he is reaching the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , or that level where he’s just so dissatisfied at the team for being such incompetent suckasses.

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But do you have ANY idea as to what Kimi Raikkonen actually feels about his time at Ferrari? He can’t take any more. Look at him! Pretty sure he kissed his wife, left a note, took a bottle from some shop somewhere in that godforsaken piece of Finland, saw a rally car and said one last “BWOAH!”, and then just kept drink-walking, repeatedly saying “leavemealoneiknowwhatimdoing” to anyone he meets, before he comes into view of the tent and dying.

On the other hand, there is one available seat at Ferrari, now.


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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Wheelerguy
12/27/2016 at 10:23

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I think that’s just how Finns celebrate the holidays. The alcohol acts as an antifreeze during their outdoor hibernation.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > Wheelerguy
12/27/2016 at 10:25

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Celebrity Brain Crash is the very worst part of TGT. At this point it’s become a parody of itself and they keep doing it because it’s so bad.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Wheelerguy
12/27/2016 at 10:28

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Note that this does not in anyway remove Vettel on massacre watch. I dunno about you, but I got a bad feeling about what he’s gonna do next. Telling them to just “fuck off, honestly” is one thing.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > StingrayJake
12/27/2016 at 10:30

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I got something else to fill the time.

Look at how I arranged the photos.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wheelerguy
12/27/2016 at 10:47

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I love that the Alonso Point has become a thing.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > StingrayJake
12/27/2016 at 22:57

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Ah, I’m guessing you’re an American, because you got that wrong. Celebrity Brain Crash is one of the best things about TGT. I can’t wait for the next one.


Kinja'd!!! RevengencerAlf > StingrayJake
12/29/2016 at 10:49

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I’ve always enjoyed it. It takes like 5 minutes of the show and usually gets a mild chuckle out of me.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > StingrayJake
12/29/2016 at 20:50

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Worst part? Nah.

Parody of itself? Absolutely.

The American is easily the worst part of the Grand Tour.